An Australian roadside sign for Seinfeld. Yatta Yatta...

Seinfeld conversations on the road

Some of the names of towns and hamlets you pass on the road in NSW, Australia, are simply put here to relieve the tedium of long distance driving, we are certain.


Like the sign on the way to Nowra. It says "Yatta. Yatta." No joke. Well, just maybe.


We couldn't help but imagine Seinfeld making a roadside call from here.


"Hi Elaine."


"Jerry! Where are you calling from?"


"Australia, Yatta Yatta."


"Yadda yadda?"


"Yep. I'm right here underneath a road sign, Yatta Yatta."


"Tell me everything."


"Yatta Yatta. That's it."


"Yadda, yadda. Pretty boring, huh?"


"Well, it's just Yatta Yatta."


"George! Stop trying to grab my phone..."


"Hi Jerry! It's me. Elaine keeps going yadda yadda yadda and I want a word with you! Where are you?"


"Yatta Yatta."


"Don't be like that..."








So now we've stopped outside Nowra, NSW, at a place called Tall Timbers.


Roy took the dog for a walk to the nearby beach.


"You've got to see that beach," he said, amazed, when he came back to the van. "There must be nine miles of sand out there."


"Seven Miles."


"At least," he said.


"No, Seven Mile Beach."


"Easily..."